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Milestone
10.31.05 (6:52 am)   [edit]
That's milestone, not 'millstone.' A milestone is something like

"Over 10,000 visitors since July 25, 2005"


Whereas an example of a millstone is *** ******.



Erratum: 10070 visitors since July 25, 2005

gPRT
 
Never Mind The ***, Here's PRT
10.22.05 (5:54 am)   [edit]
A Mr. Jonathan Rotten of the United Kingdom (actually reader Ryan Kennedy) contributes these lyrics, to the tune of everyone's favorite punk anthem (sorry, certain bad words are BLEEPed):



PRT in the UK


Rrright.... NOWWW! hahahaha,

He thinks it's the anti-christ.
He thinks it's anti-trans-iite
He thinks it's all a bunch of sh-iite.

He don't know what he wants but he knows it ain't gadgetbahn
He wanna DESTROY passer-by.

But I..... I wanna be... PRT
In the city!

PRT for the UK, it's coming sometime maybe
Get there the wrong time it don't stop the traffic line... unlike LRT
Your future dream is a beam above the street
Cos I...

I wanna beeee PRT!
In the city!
It's the only way to be!

How many ways to get where you want?
I use the best,
BLEEPuse's the rest that's second best.
I use
BLEEP's enemy, I use... P! R! T! cos I.....

I wanna BE... PRT
In the city!
Follow me!

Is this the ATRA?
Or is this the U.L.T.R.A.?
Or is this the T2C?
I thought it was the UK, or just....
another country.....
another council tendency

And III wanna beee....PRT!
And IIII wanna beeeeeee......PRT!
And IIIIIII wanna beeeeeee........PRT!
It's the only way to be!

And I wanna beeee gadgetist!
Get this? Employ!



original lyrics



gPRT
 
Huge Embarassment for ***
10.20.05 (1:44 pm)   [edit]
"And there is no PRT project at London's Heathrow airport either.
...
The PRTers are always saying there's a PRT project in the works somewhere. It's all bogus.

I suspect this recent batch of PRT misinformation is being put out there to help Dean Zimmermann."
***, 10/18/2005



Check it out:

Advanced Transport Systems announces deal with UK airports agency for Heathrow PRT


Driverless pods to get airport users off to a flying start

Well ***, I hope you enjoyed your losing battle to forestall the future.



Erratum: 9507 visitors



gPRT
 
Because PRT has air conditioning!
10.11.05 (1:00 pm)   [edit]
*** is fond of bandying about a study performed by Parsons Brinckerhoff for OKI (Cincinnati), "proving" that PRT is unsound from an engineering standpoint. Nevermind that Parsons's study was itself unsound (2nd item in table).

So you gotta laugh your ass off at this article, published last June in the Arab Times, in which a Parsons rep promotes PRT as a transit solution for Kuwait City. All is forgiven, PB-- kiss kiss.

More: Transit's high frontier
Background: *** claims PRT doesn't have AC


Errata: 8218 visitors
Fun with Google Images
Is this ***?




gPRT
 
Let's Be Disruptive!
10.04.05 (8:10 am)   [edit]
One of *** ******'s Talking Points is that PRT isan excuse by pro-highway/anti-transit Republicans... to block funding for [conventional transit]. This is why, perhaps, Taxi 2000/Skyweb Corporation's leader, Ed Anderson, refers to PRT as a "disruptive technology". Source

He thinks "disruptive" means destructive. But it's been well documented, here and elsewhere, how *** doesn't understand what the term means—basically, enter the market at a low level, then move 'up.'.

And here's another example of someone who DOES understand it: National Geographic--
If prices continued to drop, solar cells might change the whole idea of energy by making it cheap and easy for individuals to gather for themselves. That's what techies call a "disruptive technology."

"Automobiles were disruptive to the horse and buggy business," [PowerLight Corp.'s] Dan Shugar says. "PCs were disruptive to the typewriter industry. We believe solar electric systems will be disruptive to the energy industry."
Source: "Future Power," National Geographic, Aug. 2005


We can find a parallel in ***'s position in Google. He's been so busy cruising the internet, posting links to his own web pages in blogs and discussion forums, that if you Google "PRT," *** is in the first page of results. That is a strong 'market' position. So, PRT supporters, let's practice some disruption of our own, and move the targets of ***'s hate 'up market.' Do it by visiting these PRT-friendly sites and URLs as much as you can, every day:
:: "PRT Is a Joke" Is a Joke!
:: Skyweb Express
:: Citizens For PRT
:: ULTra
:: Councilman Dean Zimmermann
:: Dean Zimmermann Fact Sheet
:: Dean Zimmermann on Minnesota Public Radio
:: Interview with David Tilsen of Zimmermann For Justice (.rm)
:: Get There Fast Seattle PRT site
:: Get On Board! PRT Seattle PRT site


Erratum: 7004 visitors



gPRT
 
THIS IS NOW AN ARCHIVE!
Go here for "PRT Is a Joke Is a Joke v.2", launching January 2006!
"PRT Is a Joke Is a Joke" is perhaps the leading skeptic of Personal Rapid Transit skeptics

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***, a/k/a *** ******, PRTSkeptic, Kendall, Kenwood, Kenton, Kenworth, Kent, Avibore, Avismores, Avisnore, Avidork, Aviscorn, Avigolemono, Labridor, Lubridor, Lugubridor, Kiln Ovendoor, Klose Opendrawer, Undiedrawer: the author of "PRT Is a Joke" and "PRT Is Bogus." He hates it when people don't mention his name. So we don't.

Balatro: "fool" (Latin)

*Blog, The: "PRT is Bogus", the blog of ***

gPRT: "Get On Board! PRT," the home page of this blog (see PRTJJ)

LL: "Lloydletta," a blog *** has joined

LTO3: Lies Told Over and Over and Over. See also: Talking Points, ***

PRT: Personal Rapid Transit

PRTJ: the "PRT Is a Joke" website

PRTJJ, PRTJ2: "PRT Is a Joke" Is a Joke

"PRT Is Bogus": See The *Blog

SWE: Skyweb Express PRT system

Talking Points: See LTO3

T2K: Taxi 2000 PRT company, maker of SWE

ULTra: Urban Light Transport PRT system



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